So I have a story to tell all you stingers of the poomps. It starts as innocently as me going out for a couple drinks with some mates. We're there at this pretty upscale bar called Fridays. So we're sitting there and my friend Mike sees these girls that he knows from the beach volleyball club. He know's they're a little crazy but we go over and have a seat and chat for a bit. Well within minutes of getting there, one of the girls is jumping all over Mike's nuts. She goes and dances with him and sits in his lap and shit like that. Then while Mike is at the bar, the girls, Sarah (all over Mike's junk), Renee and I start "playing a game" where you just pass an icecube from person to person via the mouth, until it melts. At which time you just start over again. So Mike comes back and him and sarah just go at it for a couple hours right in the bar and stuff. Meanwhile the girl Renee is trying to play the "game" with me all night. At the end of the night, the boys decide we want to go home, without the girls. Mostly because of the three guys there, I was the only one without a serious girlfriend, and these girls were so young that they were getting picked up by their mom (18-20yr olds getting picked up by mom?) so we take a taxi home. However, on the way out of the bar, Sarah runs after us and stops me, and tells me that her friend says that she needs to hit me. So she winds up and slaps me in the face. And that's the end of that.
Now, we all know my reputation, as hard as I try to break it. And it seems very odd to me that normally I might have taken a willing girl like this home, shagged her rotten, and continued to do so for a series of weeks or months without any committment on my part. Now here, I don't do something sleazy like that, and I get a slap in the face. What is this backward world I've found myself in. I'll keep you guys updated to the weirdness down under.



- posted by Gregolicious @ 3:20 PM