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Friday, October 06, 2006
 
Hey, were open to changing the rules, but your representative Patrick McD was down and talking some major smack.
Anyone else got some rules?

 
Yeah right!
Even if all TSP posts 1.96 (which I think is pretty standard old-fart jumping height)

I imagine we'll get smoked pizzle with 2.11 or better, G with 2.06 or better, and Jim with 2.01 or better....

now we'd obviously average 1.96 (or we may get lucky with a few 2.01's) but I assume our net height will be about 7.84-7.94m

Now team CU just with three guys would have 6.18m, so with our low estimate of 7.84, you would be left with your mystery guest having to jump 1.66.

I'll give you this deal if you take a girl thrower, over 155lbs (not a multi) and get her over 1.66...and even that seem easy, I mean it's only 5'5" you could have Taylor jump it easily...

Wednesday, October 04, 2006
 
we should revise the rules. right now CU definitely has an advantage.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006
 
Tenative Rules for Team Piss Yourself on December 2, 2006:
1. Team Sting Poomps vs. Cornell University
- TSP consists of Patrick McDonough, Pete Ippel, Spyke and Adam Farrell
- CU consists of David Pell, Garrett Huyler, Jimothy Smith and TBD
2. Team with highest combined height (or best average, basically the same thing for those not math people) wins.
3. Loosing team must each individually piss themselves
4. If an individual looses by means of a NH, the NHer is subject to the winning team pissing on him while he pisses himself.
5. If teams tie, ALL participants must piss themselves.
6. No excuses!

TSP, have fun pissing yourselves, cause you are NOT going to win.


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